The Corrupted Officer

askslasheralfred:

Previously

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Jack: "I just can’t leave you alone-"

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Er… Do I even want to know?


//Don’t worry too much about it, okay? Yes, it never feels good to lose a follower, much less more. But remember that the rest of your followers, who’re choosing to stay, should be much more important <3

I know I shouldn’t worry, but I’m just pissed people unfollowed after I updated after so long. I’m already on the verge of quitting the fandom.


//They just couldn’t handle the feelings anymore I guess. #weeding out the weenies *slapped*

As I lose yet another.


(Lost 2 followers after updating. Really?)


OI, what little shit unfollowed?!

posted 1 week ago
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GIVEAWAY!! FINALLY!!!

ask-mtf-canadian:

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((Thanks for 604 Followers, friends. I meant to post this at 500 -w- My bad. Please read the rules and see the prizes below the break. If you dont follow them, you wont be entered ;w;

Hey folks! Moosie Mun speaking. I just want to thank you all for being so so so patient with me. It means SO much! I’ll be adding photos later, but for some reason that isn’t cooperating. =w=’
Let’s begin, oui~?
PRIZES
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You will RECIEVE:

  • Round, Ceramic Spiderman Mug
  • Natural Maple Syrup (250 ML)
  • Any candy of your choosing up to 4.
  • Surprise item I’ll be basing off your blog.
  • One book of your choosing.
  • One ‘Pussy’ Energy drink (It may be poor named but I swear it’s just that; a poor name.)

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YOU WILL RECEIVE:

  • Maine Maple Syrup(100 ML)
  • Any candy of your choosing up to 3, or 1 candy of your choosing and a book of your choosing
  • One surprise item I’ll be basing off your blog
  • One ‘Pussy’ energy drink (again I swear it’s just a name)

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YOU WILL RECEIVE:

  • Any candy of your choosing up to 2, or a book of your choosing (not pictured)
  • One surprise item I’ll be basing off your blog
  • One ‘Pussy’ energy drink(I repeat its just a name)
  • Maine Natural maple syrup (100 ML)

RULES:

  • One like, one reblog per person. If you do both, that’s two entries for you! :D
  • No sideblogs/extra blogs. Make it fair, guys ;w;
  • If you were NOT following before this giveaway was posted, or you unfollowed me and refollowed me after I posted this, you will not be included. I have a list of my followers, so I’ll know. This isnt being selfish or anything, it’s to thank those who were already following me and stuck. If you want to participate in my giveaways, you’ll just have to wait for the next one.
  • In the event that you win, you’ll have to be willing to give up all postal info. I promise not to share it with anyone; I’m not that much of a jerk.
  • If you win, please tell me any allergies or food restrictions.
  • In the event that you win, you will be given a time limit before I’ll pick a new winner. If you are on hiatus or will not be here, then LET ME KNOW AT THE TIME OF ENTRY PLEASE! Message me, do whatever, just so I know! It’d suck for you to win and not be here to claim your prize!!!

All winners will be chosen via random number generator. Any hazing or bullying to those who win/do not win will not be tolerated in any form. If I catch wind of a winner doing such, a new winner will be chosen. All shipping will be paid by myself as well.

ALSO if you cannot have sweets, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ON THE EVENT YOU WIN!

GIVEAWAY ENDS THE 18th of August. Date is subject to change.

GOOD LUCK FRIENDS~! 8D


dragon-ice asked: "Do you ever run the risk of getting frostbite on the skin near your prosthetics?"

ask-officer-kirkland:

Yes. I do. 

Because of them I’m literally a walking icebox. 


dragon-ice asked: "Do you ever run the risk of getting frostbite on the skin near your prosthetics?"

Yes. I do. 

Because of them I’m literally a walking icebox. 


What’d you do?

I fucked up.


That&#8217;s it. I give up. 

That’s it. I give up. 

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